All I have to say is, eff making things easier. How come I'm not on there? Did I ever steal Jessica Cohen from you? No. Damned if I know whether Graydon Carter is a "persnickety" person who cares about seating charts. Dude doesn't even know I'm alive. Plus, that's just silly. And I wasn't going to say anything, but we both know who created the charticle. It wasn't you. Copy cat.
Between us, Vanity Fair, things are about to be all sorts of awkward.
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Anyway, I read almost all of the "scurrilous" blogs.
How bout you?
Image via Vanity Fair, where you can also see a blurb description for each blog.
If you didn't understand the second graf, you're probably better off.
P.S. Now I know how Rachel Dratch felt. Assholes!
I hope you guys get that I'm just kidding around.