Pit Stains!! Tyra Banks, and all 275 of her smiles, won a Daytime Emmy for Best Informative Talk Show (aka WTF? is That) on Friday.
But just when I was about to roll my eyes and curse the heavens, lo, a light at the end of the tunnel. Banks, 34, done went and unintentionally thanked her mother's sweat during her acceptance speech.
"I want to thank Oprah Winfrey for the inspiration. She is the queen," she said. "I want to thank my mama for her perspiration."
"Yes Mom, your sweaty ass has always been there for me," she meant to add.
I don't know Dawkins, I think there might be a God.
Peep the clip.
And if you think you can handle it, here's Banks babbling backstage after she won.
Let me count the ways she is going to find a reason to talk about her Emmy on her terrible talk show.