I just watched a commercial for some weird thing called a Bender Ball. It's a supposed wonder mini-exercise-ball that sculpts and flattens abs.
The first customer testimonial, from the said commerical, left me wondering if the girl doing the talking was A.) high or B.) just really dumb.
When describing the benefits of the Bender Ball, the blonde chick, drolls:
"I love my abdominals. Yes, I love my belly. I love my abdominals."
What, do you like OxyContin too? Cause it's either that, or someone hit you in the head with a "tube-sock full of wood scurs."
Just watch the first six seconds and be done with it.